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Posted: 10/23/2018 8:19:00 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Davis on 2018-10-23
on the Wheat Belly Blog,
sourced from and currently found at: Infinite Health Blog.
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How to become a diabetic
It’s so easy,
anyone can do it!
Becoming a type 2 diabetic and proudly having to
finger stick your way to blood sugar control is
patriotic, as it builds revenues for Big Pharma
and the healthcare industry. What better way to
support your country than to help successful
industries grow larger, increase shareholder
value, and increase the salary and perks for
hard working executives?
So if you want to join the growing ranks
of people who are becoming diabetic, now the
largest epidemic of chronic disease ever witnessed
in the history of the world, here’s
what you do:
- Cut your fat intake — Because it
leaves you unsatiated and hungry, you will be left
with cravings and the loss of resolve to consume
healthy foods, making those chips and cookies
irresistible. Celebrate with Frito Lay and Oreos!
- Consume high-glycemic index foods
— By “high,” I mean any food with a
greater than zero or single-digit glycemic
index, such as grains and sugars. Also eat
more “low-” and “moderate-”
glycemic index foods, because they raise your
blood sugar to high levels, too!
- Consume modern wheat — Because
the gliadin protein yields opiate peptides that
stimulate appetite and increase calorie intake by
400-800 calories per day, every day, making
you want more to eat all throughout the day,
paving the road to a wonderful and proud
collection of visceral fat.
- Listen to your doctor’s advice to
not supplement vitamin D
or supplement at low-dose and be content with a
25-hydroxy vitamin D level of 30 ng/ml,
the level you would have with minimal sun exposure
and no consumption of animal organs. Ignore the
fact that healthy, young, sun-exposed people
typically have 25-hydroxy vitamin D levels
of 70, 80, or 90 ng/ml. And ask your
doctor to take the less effective, non-human
form of vitamin D available by prescription!
- Give into the joint pain, lethargy, and
depression caused by grains. This allows
insulin resistance to gain a foothold, sending up
blood sugars. And, anyway, think of all the TV
you can catch up on not having to worry about exercising.
- Eat processed foods made with grains and sugars,
also filled with herbicides like glyphosate and
imizamox, that cause changes in bowel
flora. Cut back on those healthy
Lactobacillus and Bifidobacteria
species and give equal time to E. Coli,
maybe even Clostridium difficile!
- Eat gluten-free foods made with
cornstarch, tapioca starch, rice flour, and potato
flour, since they have the highest glycemic indexes
of all foods — there’s nothing higher! Your
doctor will be shocked at how high your HbA1c can
go just by following this simple strategy.
Gluten-free foods might even earn you your very
own insulin pump!
You’ll know when you’ve succeeded when
you have to shop for larger and larger
pants and dress sizes and, best of all,
your doctor feels good about himself because he
is able to do his job and hand out more
prescriptions to treat your high blood sugars,
high blood pressure, joint pains, skin rashes,
acid reflux, and high cholesterol.
Maybe he will even have to put you on antidepressants!
Think how much you will add to the bottom
line of your friendly neighborhood pharmacy alone.
You can find a number of roadmaps to
accomplish this lifestyle. The American
Diabetes Association and the U. S. Dietary Guidelines
for Americans have excellent programs for raising
blood sugars. And don’t read nasty
books like Wheat Belly that could actually
harm the profit-making potential of grains and drugs.
After all, the American Diabetes Association, the
American Heart Association, and the Academy of
Nutrition and Dietetics are industry-friendly,
happily accepting generous donations from Big
Food companies like Coca Cola and Kellogg’s
and Big Pharma companies like Pfizer and
AstraZeneca. Make yourself a type 2
diabetic and watch their stock prices rise!
After a number of years of diabetes, think how
much more you can contribute to the nation’s
economic success when you need a heart catheterization,
stents, or bypass surgery, carotid artery surgery,
stents in your femoral arteries, hemodialysis,
and foot amputations? Your doctor is happy,
high-fiving you for all the terrific fees you
generate, the hospital adds your name to its
mailing list to keep up-to-date on all its new
services, while dietitians congratulate you on
how well you adhere to their low-fat, grain-based advice.
See how easy it is? Come on and sing along:
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